2 definitions by Patrick Kelleher

shoeman

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

by Patrick Kelleher April 9, 2004

panis

(noun.)
An unsightly bulge which folds over ones belt and or genitalia. Typically derived from extreme obesity or childbirth.

Kyle was so fat that pretzels and pennies became lodged within the fold of his panis.

by Patrick Kelleher July 13, 2005