Shnope

Clever way of saying "Nope" or "No".

Shnope! I know nothing about it.

Shnope by Mr. AVIT October 2, 2018

Shnope

Shut up and nope

Mum” come and have tea”
Son”shnope”

Shnope by Raki paki July 3, 2019

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

Shopee 

Cristiano Ronaldo's birth name. It means "Sex now" in Portuguese.

"BUY EVERYTHING AT SHOPEE!"

Shopee by cringe terminator September 17, 2019

Shnopy 

'Shnopy' is a god that is known for it's very odd behavior and name. The followers of 'Shnopy' are known as 'Shnopes'. The main religion that 'Shnopy' teaches is known as 'Shnopyism'. Followers of 'Shnopy' have to pray 2 times each day, and can't drink alcoholic beverages.

"Shnopy is my god!"

"I believe in the religion that Shnopy teaches"

Shnopy by Ylitz December 13, 2017

shooped 

A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.

"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."

shooped by enoch roote November 29, 2007

Shnipe 

When something you either do or say comes in clutch and gives oneself a good feeling.

Oh man that one chick was really fucking ugly, good thing I shniped her hot friend

Shnipe by Welsh20 November 29, 2011