shmouse
shmouse by Cherry Nelsonic May 21, 2005
Words you can keep
Shmouse
A - "Dude, you down to shmouse today?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."
A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
B - "Can't dude, I gotta drug test tomorrow."
A - "Let's chill today. We'll shmouse than go pick some bitches up."
B - "No doubt, you want me to cop the bud?"
Shmouse by Jay Mattyass October 28, 2009
shmouse; shmousie
A small or short mouse-like animal.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005
German Shnouser
Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.
German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017
Shlouse
Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word
You shlouse
Shlouse by Queen panda November 8, 2017
shmousle
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.
Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.
Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.
Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.