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A woman who will 'tut' at offensive language, drink only bottled water, do yoga, insist that all foreign meat is probably dog, wear H & M skirts in Vietnam and refuse free alcoholic beverages incase she gets dehydrated or sick.
A shrouse will typically have mousey brown, lifeless hair and wear glasses. Necessary shouse accessories are... an oversized handbag containing things 'just incase' , a ladies blanket, and a little book containing 'important' phone numbers just incase her phone brakes down.
"Oh my god, she came prepared with her own snacks in bowls, just incase the food they supplied contained dog! She's such a shrouse!"
Shrouse by Devonian Delia January 10, 2006
Words you can keep
Bro your mouse is shitting right now, you should upgrade to a shrouse.
shrouse by shroudlore October 2, 2023
a shit and mouse mixed together
Lets put the shrouse painting on the wall
shrouse by kitat_ismywife September 21, 2022

Cole Sprouse 

wow look at that guy, he's a total cole sprouse!
Cole Sprouse by ColeSprouse August 9, 2017

Sprousehart 

The ship name for Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart. Cole and Lili are a couple on the show Riverdale too.
Person 1: what is your OTP ship
Person 2: Sprousehart of course they are so cute together and even if they haven't confirmed it yet I know it is real
Person 1: true dat
Sprousehart by Sprousehart shipper August 13, 2017

Cole sprouse 

COLE SPROUSE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING WHO HAS EVER WALKED THE PLANET.
Cole sprouse by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 21, 2018

cole sprouse 

the guy who acted as cody in the 'the suite life of zach and cody'. He glowed-up real good and started his acting career again in 'riverdale' as jughead jones. cole mentioned that he began acting again for the sole purpose of making us feel like we hadn't wasted our money on posters of him when he was 12.
cole sprouse has funny tweets
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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