Shlouse
Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word
You shlouse
Shlouse by Queen panda November 8, 2017
Words you can keep
German Shnouser
Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.
German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017
shloushed
i got shloushed last night
shmouse; shmousie
A small or short mouse-like animal.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005
shousewife
Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.
shousewife by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007
Shouse
A portmanteau of "shed" and "house"; A structure that outwardly resembles a shed (typically having a roll-formed steel-sheet exterior) that is primarily used as a dwelling / house. Though not required to fulfill the definition, a shouse generally has a garage(s) incorporated into the structure.
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026