Shlouse

Often used for a girl to call her a slut, ugly, or a piece of shit. It is highly offensive to call a girl this and is a Carribean word

You shlouse

by Queen panda November 8, 2017

German Shnouser

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it

Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.

by Tim Y January 2, 2017

shloushed

drunk beyond belief

i got shloushed last night

by ernsayern December 24, 2008

shlouet

A slut/hoe, the hoe is inside slut, s H l O u E t

My ex allison is a shlouet. Alyssa is a shlouet. I can't believe how much giovanna has been a shlouet lately.

by k rah February 18, 2008

shmouse; shmousie

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.

1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.

by Shmouse May 21, 2005

shousewife

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.

Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shouse

A portmanteau of "shed" and "house"; A structure that outwardly resembles a shed (typically having a roll-formed steel-sheet exterior) that is primarily used as a dwelling / house. Though not required to fulfill the definition, a shouse generally has a garage(s) incorporated into the structure.

Bob wanted his house to look like a barn, so he built a shouse.

by Rennie24 October 31, 2017