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German Shnouser 

When you shit on somones chest then your face is stamped like an ink pad back into it
Goggles took a fat turd on dicko's chest then had his face pressed into it like stamping an ink pad. Thus the German Shnouser was preformed.
German Shnouser by Tim Y January 2, 2017
Related Words
i got shloushed last night
shloushed by ernsayern December 24, 2008
A slut/hoe, the hoe is inside slut, s H l O u E t
My ex allison is a shlouet. Alyssa is a shlouet. I can't believe how much giovanna has been a shlouet lately.
shlouet by k rah February 18, 2008

shmouse; shmousie 

A small or short mouse-like animal.

Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
shmouse; shmousie by Shmouse May 21, 2005

shousewife 

Super Hot Housewife. A married chick of incredible beauty.
Tom: Have you seen that lady who moved into the new house down the block?
Bill: No, what does she do?
Tom: Nothing. She's a shousewife. I would clean her pool for free.
shousewife by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007
A portmanteau of "shed" and "house"; A structure that outwardly resembles a shed (typically having a roll-formed steel-sheet exterior) that is primarily used as a dwelling / house. Though not required to fulfill the definition, a shouse generally has a garage(s) incorporated into the structure.
Bob wanted his house to look like a barn, so he built a shouse.
Shouse by Rennie24 October 31, 2017