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Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.
Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.
Shmoose by rsguy225 October 29, 2018
Words you can keep
1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush
1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.
shmoose by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016
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Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shmoozered 

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now
Ima bouta get shmoozered”
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Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for
person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop
Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011
The act of moving from one place to another gracefully, or doing something in a way that is cool or stylish.
ex: oh yea, I just shmooved through that boss fight
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Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010
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