The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A mixture of the word "sweet" and "nice". Don't ask where the "M" comes from.

the last name of the gayest fuckin mofo this world has ever seen

v. to smice is the action of propelling a human-powered vehicle, such as a wagon, scooter or skateboard, by pushing against the ground with one leg/foot while the second leg/foot remains on the vehicle. smicing, smiced.