smouse 

The pussymaster. Has total control over the pussy.

You see smouse over there? He destroys pussy.

smouse by smouze November 7, 2011

smouse 

the last name of the gayest fuckin mofo this world has ever seen

When the fuck is Smouse going to shut up? He knows its time for his butt fuckin

smouse by Anonymous October 24, 2003

smouse 

A fun name for Micky Mouse.

It the Smouse Clubhouse

smouse by Sussy gut August 22, 2023

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

house smouse by bexbexbex March 31, 2021

spousehearing 

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

spousehearing by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Rise and Souse 

A solid boozing achievement. Its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 AM, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. This is between the superlative 'Early Bird' and the lesser 'AM attack'.

You: Last weekend was nuts. I decided to attempt a 'Rise and Souse' and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

Angry Shaman: You pissed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. It is not pleased with you.

You: Right on.

Rise and Souse by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008