shmoolie

A person who is awkward or uneasy.

Usually the blacksheep or friend who seems like they are out of place or uncomfortable.

My friend Tamara does not like to go out and have a drink with me. She thinks everyone is staring at her anytime we have went out. What a shmoolie!

by DanaLinnTX April 21, 2017

Shmoolie

A man who is mutated and unstable, will do anything to get what his crazy ass desires, will try to fuck your animals

“Man watch out, here comes the Shmoolie!”

by Peepeeapoo December 14, 2021

shmoopie

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

by modenadude April 28, 2006

shamoolies

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.

A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.

by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

shmoopiest

Couples who are constantly feeling the need to be touching, holding hands, kissing, and calling eachother pet names like shmoopy, as if they are forever caught in the state of being a brand new couple that is madly in love. It's from seinfeld

That is the shmoopiest couple I have ever seen. They are always eskimo kissing in front of everyone and it's awkward as hell.

by Trevron Hibbron October 12, 2005