A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.
Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.
Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!