A derogatory nickname used to refer to a pedophilic individual. Commonly associated with a large bunda.
Dino - "Bro did you hear what happened at the party last night?"
Gamerguy579189 - "What happened?"
Dino - "This guy was being a shmoofy and touched Anand's bunda..."
Gamerguy579189 - "What a shmoofy"
Gamerguy579189 - "What happened?"
Dino - "This guy was being a shmoofy and touched Anand's bunda..."
Gamerguy579189 - "What a shmoofy"
by Yawnseef July 1, 2022
Get the Shmoofy mug.An adjective used to describe dogs named Rufus. Only dogs named Rufus can be shmoofy. A common nickname for Rufuses is “Shmoofy Roofy”. All Roofys are shmoofy, but they all have varying degrees of shmoofiness. It just so happens that my dog is the shmoofiest Roofy in all the land.
(Also yes, I’m aware that roofie is also a drug term, it’s just a cute nickname I have for my dog, ok?)
(Also yes, I’m aware that roofie is also a drug term, it’s just a cute nickname I have for my dog, ok?)
by FunkyLittleGoblin July 23, 2022
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Get the shmoof mug.Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.
Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.
by 6.022 August 27, 2020
Get the shmoofka mug.A sickening-sweet term of endearment, as used back & forth by Jerry Seinfeld and his girlfriend. Usage of this sugar-laiden nickname can bring ones friends near to the point of vomit.
"Hi, Shmoopy-Shmoopy-Shmoopy!!"
by Joe Mancini December 22, 2003
Get the Shmoopy mug.mildly derogatory way of expressing persons or objects as being pretentious, possibly camp, non-threatening, effeminate or weak
As I walked into the dimly lit club, It was clear that I had walked into some sort of pseudo-political gathering of a mixture of self-proclaimed 'socialist' liberal arts students, and the 'bohemian' dropout 'activists' in black turtlenecks they aspire to be once they gain access to their trust-funds. Thinking this is about as shmoofty as things can get, I was (un)pleasantly surprised when a rather large figured naked woman dragged a double bass onto the stage, plucked one note, then began a 'spoken word' tirade of the trials and tribulations of her menstrual cycles (occasionally accompanied by another random pluck from the doublebass) and how 'the man' could never understand the joys of being free. Free to be overweight, hairy and untalented, free to rid themselves of the 'man' in wo'man' and proclaim that she is now a wo'myn'.
As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
As I looked around the room I was awestruck to see that the applause was not just coming from the identical haircut contingent of feminist dykes scattered around the room, but also from the male dominated cliques of skinny and pasty shmoofty skivvy wearing emo fringe-laden pseudo-intellectual twats. These guys were the pure essence of shmooft. It was at that moment that I realised that being shmoofty was not just a term describing certain actions or objects, but that shmooftiness can itself become an entire way of life to some people, a philosophy in and of itself. Perhaps we only have days or weeks before shmooftology becomes a fully fledged art movement.
by steve Elektro June 25, 2009
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