shmooley

Somebody That’s cool Asf and your closest Friend and Someone you can trust!

This is my Shmooley and We hang out everywhere

by C-Mane February 25, 2020

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

shmoopey

someone you love and care about deeply. a nickname you can call them bc you love them that much. probably an embarassing name to say in public but still cute

Person: "Come here shmoopey I love you"

Shmoopey: "BARK"

by twerkingfordays June 11, 2016

shooley

fuck this shit

i don’t wanna be at school, shooley

by jinxedjaelynn January 14, 2020

smooley

a kid like danny majikowski

dam that kid is a smooley

by anthonyt_shick May 2, 2018

Shmooly

A Sexy Motha Fucker.

Daymn her name should be shmooly.

by BigDicDaddyy November 4, 2018

Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010