1 definition by u_smell_like_kaka
A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance
"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"
by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020