Shmooli 

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

Shmooli by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

Shmoovin 

A word to describe vigorous, tactical or funky movements

Guy 1: Look at this dude at run the cops
Guy 2: Oh yeah he shmoovin

Shmoovin by BlazingHusk May 4, 2020

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shmoplife 

The lifestyle of living everyday like a saturday night ; a philosophy and a rare energy only found in the Bay Area Shmop

Cant wait to get to this Shmoplife party.

Shmoplife by EBO September 29, 2014

shamoolies 

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.

A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.

shamoolies by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006