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Shmookie 

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.
When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".
Shmookie by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023
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shmookie 

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.
Shut up before I give you a shmookie.
shmookie by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022
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Shmookie 

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma
Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie
Shmookie by Shmooky September 5, 2019

pookie shmookie 

random name a mom calls their child
Love you pookie shmookie, get some rest now!
pookie shmookie by yoitsyagurl March 23, 2017

shmoopie 

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.
You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.
shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for
person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop
Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie 

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend
"I love you, Shmoopie!"
shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006