Shmookie

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Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

Shmookie by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Words you can keep

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

shmookie by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

Related Words

Shmookie • Shmookied • pookie shmookie • Shmoopie • shookie • Smookie • Shnookie • Schmookie • shmoogie • Shmoobie

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

Shmookie by Shmooky September 5, 2019

pookie shmookie

random name a mom calls their child

Love you pookie shmookie, get some rest now!

pookie shmookie by yoitsyagurl March 23, 2017

shmoopie

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

shmoopie by modenadude April 28, 2006

Shmoosie Pop

A weird person whom you still harbor respect for

person 1: He's such a weird person
person 2: Yea, but he's nice, he's a real shmoosie pop

Shmoosie Pop by greaterthan9 November 6, 2011

shmoopie

proper noun: the pet name that Jerry Seinfeld gave to his girlfriend

"I love you, Shmoopie!"

shmoopie by mizzlemamurrzle April 17, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026