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Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle
Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.
by Remmersz September 16, 2007
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Shmickle

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.
by Baldman47 September 27, 2021
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shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
by Nethageraba July 25, 2012
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Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.
Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.
by eatassIdo November 21, 2018
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Schminkle

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.
by zugale November 4, 2018
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Shrinkle

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one
Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.
by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018
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ShfinkleHiemer

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.
OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!
by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018
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