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Shminkle 

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle
Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.
Shminkle by Remmersz September 16, 2007
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Shmickle 

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.
Shmickle by Baldman47 September 27, 2021
The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.
Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.
Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Schminkle 

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.
Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018

Shrinkle 

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one
Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.
Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

ShfinkleHiemer 

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.
OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!
ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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