Dinkle

A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.

Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson.
Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock.
Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick.
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.

by topherw24 January 28, 2009

dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.

Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!

by James Frost July 20, 2006

Dinkle

A way of saying someone is stupid for saying something that you obviously knew.

Teacher: "What is 2+2?"
Student 1: "8!"
Teacher: "No, sorry it is 4"
Student 2: "YEAH YOU DINKLE!!!"

by SoudertonSlang May 11, 2014

Dinkle

When you take a dump and piss at the same time

Tim “Awww mate I just had a mad dinkle in the toilet, filled the whole thing right up to the brimmer

by The Exotic Baskin April 14, 2020

Dinkle

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.

Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!

by Harshbuttrue February 9, 2018

dinkle

Means penis. Thats it

Women: Hi is your dinkle big?

Man: Yes. It's humongous

by Iamverysmartandepiclol December 23, 2022

dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.

Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!

by James Frost July 21, 2006