“Did ye hear bout eh lihuhl shmingledwoffenkoop dewn yuh road?”
“Noh, tella mi boutem”
“E’s ‘fraid uhthuh wingldweffs, poh guy con even spek tuh wun ‘thout leaken ‘is speakle-pop”
“Owh attsa shame mon, E’s best bohkin a gewd awl stay at thuh noppen’ouse if E wanto wet Eh’s Willy”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!