Shmickles

Usually a scally hailing from the city of culture of Liverpool. Has curly hair and a moustache and needs to be educated. Often mistaken for a builder and kicked out of 24 hour study places

Guard: No Shmickles, you a builder
Shmickles: No honestly i've got a stoody card

by Kwame April 22, 2005

Shmickle

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.

Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.

by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

Shmickle

A penis that a shaped like a pickle. (Not to be confused with shmeat )

Girl: Is your dick big?
Man: I got that shmickle bitch of course.
Girl: Ooooh 😋

by Big Gucci Micah January 21, 2016

shmickles

currency of the Jews

Where are my shmickles ?

by anonymous February 2, 2023

shmickle

when a girl sucks on your dick and tickles your balls. blowjobhummer

I recieved a shmickle from the hoe for
five bucks.

by Capt. Destructo aka. Arkball April 30, 2005

Shmickle shmack

Word or words could be used for/ slang for going to a store, picking up something, can be replaced for cursing, and can be substituted for almost everything.

I told destiny I'm going to shmickle shmack to the store and pick up those extra shmickle shmacks.

by Practicalcash61 April 7, 2021

Shmickle Shmackle

A word used to describe someone adequately unintellegent, or in human terms, dumb as rocks. Say this when some idiot's plan foils like it usually does and you're tired of it.

"That's no use, you shmickle shmackle! You've doomed us all with your stupid ideas."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025