schminkle

a person who is clumsy and has a tendency to be a tad bit hazardous to anything within an arms-length.

"I was walking through the store and saw some schminkle knocking everything over. What a mess that was!"

by Jay-Ramy January 8, 2010

Schminkle

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

by zugale November 4, 2018

schminkle butt

funny.

someone- says something funny
me- omg! that was so schminkle butt!

by big_brain.user69 April 2, 2022

Schminkle

Someone who claims they’re the No.1 apprentice in South London, but is just a top class cunt.

That joe boy is a proper schminkle!

by 123...321 January 3, 2019

Schminkle

A schminkle is the act of kissing shoving an ice-cold rod down someone's fallopian tube. This is usually done to females but males that have had vasectomy.

"Hey, babe want to Schminkle tonight?"

by Alex Zychowicz September 19, 2021