shtinkle

The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.

I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.

shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

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Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.

Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.

Rip Van Shtinkel by connorsji December 23, 2009

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stinklers

A name given to sprinklers in which reclaimed water is being used. Caused by the smell of reclaimed water coming out of a sprinkler which smells like something between rotten eggs and a horrible smelling fart.

Somebody close the windows, the stinklers just came on outside and the stench is smelling up the whole house!!

stinklers by chrislish July 27, 2009