Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.
1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“
2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”
Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".
1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.
Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.