Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.
1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“
2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”
Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".
1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.
Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.