Shmikey 

Someone you don’t want to be. Used to describe someone who is being bitchy, unreasonable, flakes often, and/or is being a spazz.

1. D: “Where’s Franklin? I thought he was gonna hang.”
I: “Nah, he’s being shmikey today.“

2. F: “I’m sick of your shit, get out of my house.”
D: “What did I do? Chill out”
F: “I don’t care, I don’t like you”
D: “Quit being shmikey, you and I know I haven’t done anything wrong, you’re just salty.”

Shmikey by Epicdav.com December 28, 2019

shnikeys 

a replacement word for the 'S' word. Usually used when a teen is talking and notices that his/her parent is in the room.

bob- yo did you hear Jane is going out with John?
jim- holy (notices mom next to him) shnikeys!!!!

shnikeys by habeb December 15, 2008

Shnikeys 

Popularized by Chris Farley in the movie Tommy Boy, shnikeys is a euphamistic way to say shit. Although it is usually prefaced by the word "holy" it can also be used in other contexts. Sincere use of the word is considered hilarious.

Chris Farley claimed that his father used to use the word in his household because he never wanted to swear in front of his kids.

"Holy shnikeys! I've got ten burritos to make, and I'm running out of tortillas!"

"I didn't know that stacked shnikeys that high!"

Shnikeys by Nick Faber December 24, 2008

shmoikey 

Pronounced SHMOY-KEE

To give someone the 'Jew Eye' as Larry David does to people on his show Curb your Enthusiasm.

To try and make someone uncomfortable by looking at them, eye to eye, for a long time, until you are satisfied you have won the stare down.

"He loses the money, and has the nerve to give ME the shmoikey!"

My boss tried to fuck me out of overtime, but I gave him the shmoikey and he pissed himself.

shmoikey by MEL ZIPCHITZ December 14, 2008

Shnikey 

A word to take the place of "crap," or "floosh." A mess up moment.

Holy shnikeys that was close.

Shnikey by Vladen Kickme November 6, 2009

shmike

Italian guido boys found mainly in northern New Jersey and Staten Island. They take hours to get ready to go out to clubs just so they can get pictures taken of them in groups by club promoter websites. They brook out their hair, shave their facial hair into chinstraps, wear huge girl sunglasses that cover half of their face with a slight mirror tint to them, wear only black or white clothing, and drive their parents 2 year old Mercedes Benzes and BMWs. In high school they sold tickets at half price to the hottest clubs in NYC at a 60% discount and they took steroids. They love to blast techno music, take ecstasy and snort cocaine, and go down the shore to Seaside Heights/Ortley/Lavalette (which they've completely ruined in the past decade) in their wifebeaters just to start fights with anyone that they don't know. Most of them love to show off their true italian heritage (which means they are about 2% italian) by flaunting the italian flag or the word 'italia' everywhere they go. You do not want to cross paths with this type because they know in their head they can win a fight with anyone they see, ever.

Tommy from MTV's True Life is a shmike, the gotti boys are shmikes, 99% of the people from staten island are shmikes

shmike by shmiker December 1, 2006

Shnikeys 

A fucking kick ass word

Holy Shnikeys that spider is fucking huge!

Shnikeys by Jaems January 13, 2004