shmiel

supposedly the kurdish word for moustache, but is applicable in almost any english-speaking situation, as long as it sounds natural.

frequently used as a substitute for penis.

first used in a high school spanish classroom as a method of annoying a teacher. said teacher subsequently banned use of said word, rendering method a complete success.
what the shmiel?

get that shmiel away from me!

you son of a shmiel!

his shmiel is way too close for comfort.

that's shmieltastic!
by l'emmerdeur April 25, 2008
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