Shmif
A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."
Shmif by whataniceguitar October 15, 2011
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Shift Disturber
Shift Disturber by will bitten October 26, 2017
Shifting logs
The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
Pizza Shift
For those in the Late Night Food and Drink Service Industry.
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
The Pizza Shift starts when the last customer leaves and ends when the last worker leaves.
During that time, money is counted, floors are mopped, trash is taken to dumpsters, bottles restocked, bathrooms cleaned, etc.
During these end of night duties, coworkers reflect on and tell the tales of the evening.
Bartenders tell stories of their regulars. Bouncers seeing who saw the funniest thing of the night. Kitchen staff making a snack, etc.
A time to slow down after an active evening. A brief break. A long awaited cigarette. A bite to eat. And sometimes, a round of Jägerbombs to commemorate another night.
*Also sounds like Piece of Shit*
Hutch and the Nompton Crew have the Best Pizza Shift discussions.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Jill: What time will you be home?
Jack: Don't know. Depends on the Pizza Shift meeting.
Pizza Shift by NobeeCares February 5, 2023
Bart Shift
Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.