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Shmif 

A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."

Person 1 - "Woah, is that a dude or a chick"

Person 2 - "Shmif"

Shmif by whataniceguitar October 15, 2011