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1 definition by
whataniceguitar
Shmif
A
shmif
is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of
the sentence
"
shoot me
if I ever look like that."
Person 1 - "
Woah
, is that
a dude
or a
chick
"
Person 2 - "Shmif"
by
whataniceguitar
October 15, 2011
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