Shmif

A shmif is an extremely unattractive person. The word "shmif" is actually a shortened version of the sentence "shoot me if I ever look like that."

Person 1 - "Woah, is that a dude or a chick"

Person 2 - "Shmif"

by whataniceguitar October 15, 2011

Shmif

Barbies with their heads shaved; beautiful

I got a Shmif for my birthday.

by Yeeer October 22, 2017

SHMIF

Single hot mom I fuck

She's the Shmif, don't talk to her... she's mine boys.

by CBATX November 28, 2017