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a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005
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ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.
schmiffy by mosley88 March 31, 2009
A mixture of Shweet and Spiffy, best of both worlds ya'know?
That was a shiffy movie!
Shiffy by Teh W. Crack Fairy March 16, 2008
Danny- My Teacher's so Shmiffin hot!
Daniel- Your Shmiffed up.
Shmiff by -Danny- April 26, 2009

The Shiffy 

the coolest person ever and is great in bed because he is five inches around
I got slamed by the shiffy last night.
The Shiffy by Josh Shifflet October 16, 2008
To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.
"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."
Smiffy by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022