shmergle

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”
by han-meg March 06, 2020
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shmergle

a word used as a generic answer to any question that a woman says when they are at a point of inconceivable retardation due to being too attractive
Teacher: Adrien, what is the capital of Illonois?

Adrien: shmergle........?
by kingkevinIIIV October 13, 2010
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Shmergling

When you’re stomach both gurgles and makes a smooshing sound at the same time, it is shermgling? May also be spelled shmurgling, in recognition of the U in gurgling, according to the authors spouse. Who is wrong.
My god, what in the hekk was that sound coming from you. Oh, sorry, my stomach is once again shmergling.
by urbansurburban123 February 10, 2025
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