Israeled

To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.
You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.
by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024
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Shmergling

When you’re stomach both gurgles and makes a smooshing sound at the same time, it is shermgling? May also be spelled shmurgling, in recognition of the U in gurgling, according to the authors spouse. Who is wrong.
My god, what in the hekk was that sound coming from you. Oh, sorry, my stomach is once again shmergling.
by urbansurburban123 February 10, 2025
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