shmapple

to lose your virginity to an animal

dana abraham was in the forrest and shmapple with a snake

by Dana abraham February 17, 2009

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007

Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

Shmapple

Another name for a shitty Apple phone

My wife just forked out way too much cash on a crappy shmapple

by Mr X A V I E R March 31, 2021