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shmarple 

When you get fucked in the butt and you yell shmraple
Ohhhhhh smarple that was good shmarple oh yeah
shmarple by Cooli dude April 21, 2018
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Full Sharples 

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.
"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"
Full Sharples by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

shmargles 

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.
Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind
shmargles by IzLisa November 9, 2003
A man that loves steam sales and would love a women if they gave him free steam keys.
Girl: I have lots of spare steam keys.

Man: Then you will love Sharples.
Sharples by SharplesPepe July 29, 2017
The act of getting completely wasted by the result of over pouring, or over consumption of alcohol
Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.
Sharpled by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

sharpley 

Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something
did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley

that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley
sharpley by scourer September 9, 2011

Mrs. sharpless 

The most thickest teacher alive. She is so gorgeous. And very sweet. All her students love her more then their own family.
Mrs. sharpless by Doooo1234 October 6, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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