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shappleite

Disciple of Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. A follower. A sheep.

An unquestioning disciple of Steve Jobs preachings, philosophy, laminations, a.k.a. --an Applethinker.
Barnstien had a reverence for his Mac that was unflapable. He was, in fact, a shappleite, of "The Jobs."
by FrankenSteam April 18, 2009
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shappetite

The urge to imminently release one's bowels.
When desire to shite is so intense it can be likened to the feeling of hunger.
"I ran into a McDonald's toilet to buss a fat shit but some tramp had just projectile vommed everywhere so I totally lost my shappetite"
by tom.r.99 May 20, 2017
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