"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"
by Trollmonkey September 18, 2014
by King definition April 22, 2015
A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.
by PieMan3259 April 25, 2018
H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?
W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced
by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012