shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shnockered

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

shnookered

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

by Matt Olson May 19, 2006

Shlongered

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

shwokered

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

shnookered

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006

Shnockered

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

by Arcturus May 29, 2003