shplonkered 

When some dude or girl that's drunk out of their mind but like ya don't want to use the word drunk so like you just day shplonkered

Jules: Hey why is your mom acting so weird

Kate: oh she had too much to drink, she's shplonkered

shplonkered by Peanutbutter and Baking Soda December 15, 2017

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Schlonkered 

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

shlonkered by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

Shplendered

“When you are concerned of one’s health because of what they just said”

“The way Jason has been acting has me a little shplendered”

“I know I’m Shplendered too”

Shplendered by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

Splonkerdonk by A1qpx October 21, 2025