shloitering

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

shlitring

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.

Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.

by Leynic March 6, 2008

sploitering

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

by nshaw February 11, 2014

shootering

When one group of people shoots another

Hey man, did you see the shootering that happened in derry?

by sromer February 29, 2020

Sploitering

Can refer to yourself or the weather being 'hot' and/or 'sweaty'.

It's Sploitering outside, I can feel the sweat on me.

by JessEvans June 10, 2023

Shlowering

Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.

The COVID-19 hoarders bought all the tp at Woolies so, if you'll excuse me, I'm shlowering.

by Dimma March 3, 2020