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schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.
Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.
schlomotion by harlique December 15, 2009
GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.
the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents
Shlomit by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

schlominate 

Did you see me schlominate that kid in basketball?
schlominate by Jason Smash January 22, 2007

shlomit gur 

a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.
"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"
shlomit gur by david nissim August 31, 2005

schlominique 

Girl named Dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large cock. The term schlominique means a Dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his penis gets lodged in her throat. They must be rushed to the hospital. If they don't get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.
Jill: Did you see what happened to Paris Hilton last night?

John: No. What did she do?

Jill: She got caught in the middle of a schlominique with George Bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!
schlominique by haruhi_godess January 25, 2009

Schlompticox 

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".
King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.