Shjoomp 

To quickly molest something

I’m just gonna shjoomp on over here

Shjoomp by 108mafia February 7, 2022

Shoomp 

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shmoompa

A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009

Shtoompy 

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.

Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!

Shtoompy by GengisKhan December 26, 2010

shloomp 

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

shloomp by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

shroomphetamine 

a person who makes your brain act rogue nasty. only thinking about that person gives you a sexual trip, like shrooms do, and it makes you euphoric, like amphetamine does.

I can't stop staring at him, he's my shroomphetamine! Fuck yeah

shroomphetamine by LadyBumbleBee March 19, 2010