Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”
It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it
justice.
The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he
thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same
time.
Guy 1: “How was the
sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you
will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That
must mean you’re very tired!”