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To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020
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"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."
shoomp by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009
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The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru
The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...
Shoomp by WarNPeace December 10, 2017
A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.
Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”
Shoomp by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

shoop da whoop 

The sound one makes as they fire their laser.
Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
shoop da whoop by /b/tard August 8, 2006
That skoomp was finna get in the car full of niggas
Skoomp by jnaughty February 9, 2018
The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*
Schoomp by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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