Shloomping

When you slowly turn your friend gay by asking him multiple questions involving scenarios with another mans penis

Anthony: bro I was shloomping one of my bois last night and I think he’s ready
Anthony’s bf: sweet invite him over

by Jaclawler March 2, 2020

shtooping

To have sexual intercourse.

Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.

by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shooping

Another word to describe the act of photoshopping.

I was bored and started shooping some pictures

by Xilient August 10, 2009

Slooping

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)

Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.

by Adizzal January 15, 2009