shloomped 

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

shloomped by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

shooped 

A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.

"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."

shooped by enoch roote November 29, 2007

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016