shloomped

The word to use when someone non-exists you

Bob: Shut up, you dont't even exist
Maria: Nigga, i've been shloomped
Maria: *fades away*

by OofoBoofo May 10, 2018

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Shoomped

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

shooped

A comedic variant of 'shopped (i.e., photoshopped).

Arose from a conflation of two memes - namely, the "Shoop da whoop" and the "This looks shopped" memes. Possibly first used on 4-chan.

"This looks shooped. I can tell by some of the pixels and by shooping a few whoops in my time."

by enoch roote November 29, 2007

Shlamped

An instance in where a person is very very stoned

I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!

by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016