Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009

Shoomp

To propel quickly and quietly

The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day

by Shoomp August 29, 2020

Shoomped

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

shroomphetamine

a person who makes your brain act rogue nasty. only thinking about that person gives you a sexual trip, like shrooms do, and it makes you euphoric, like amphetamine does.

I can't stop staring at him, he's my shroomphetamine! Fuck yeah

by LadyBumbleBee March 19, 2010

shoomp

a person who shamps frequently

"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."

by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009

shoompa loompa

a small penis
also called james,nick, kyle, daniel, madison

wow. look at that guys shoompa loompa

by goldentrio.5 November 21, 2011

shroomph

sole cause of the US national tragedy that was 9/11

person 1: did you hear that shroomph did 9/11?
person 2: no wtf that’s sick

by shroomph December 3, 2021