Shitplank 

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.

Devries are the king of shitplanks.

Shitplank by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004

shatplank 

When something is completely and utterly rubbish

"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"

shatplank by BigEarn December 1, 2016

Shitcrank 

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

Shitcrank by southland82 July 22, 2009

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitclunk 

The sound anything makes that's going to take effort to clean up

I knew it was a "shitclunk," when the wine hit the floor

shitclunk by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019

shitstank

The smell a hobo makes.

"Your shitstank powers are overwhelming I'm shutting down now."

shitstank by Shin Mega December 14, 2008