Shitlanka

a word used to describe the shithouse of a team ‘sri lanka’

“india own shitlanka (55/10)

by ISHHVFX November 5, 2023

Shiblanga

The act of penetrating your lover with a stale pizza crust in all available orifices.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, last night I had leftover pizza so I totally gave Stacy a Shiblanga!"

Guy 2: "You're a deplorable person"

by StormDog33 May 9, 2011

shitnana-split

When a turd is so long that it arcs across the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl and has both ends sticking out of the water. When flushed it bends in half.
You may feel free to add wads of toilet paper to simulate the whipped cream on top or next to the "shitnana".

I took a dump this morning and with the toilet paper all around it and stuff, it looked just like a shitnana-split laying there in the bowl.

by Scoot'r April 4, 2007

ShitananaSlippie

When a Man Slips on a Banana and Dies Due to the Immense Pressure Forcing Shit out of his Anus.

Dis guy KAMIL went and did a ShitananaSlippie...
Poor Lad.

by MinderTing July 15, 2020

Shitwankery

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017

caca shilanga

Something written in brown sharpie on an abandoned house wall and discovered back in 2014

little sister: "dude look over here!"
me: "what the fuck is caca shilanga???"
**Google's caca shilanga but finds nothing

by nibbleonmypickle March 26, 2018

nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014