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shatplank 

When something is completely and utterly rubbish
"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"
shatplank by BigEarn December 1, 2016
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shatplank 

Word from the street.. in a kind of up-town manner, meaning 'cool.'
"Shamone, that fly-ass bitch is really shatplank.."
shatplank by Stim September 18, 2003

Shaclank 

This is the word used when something surprising happens in front of you!
SHACLANK! did you see that

Wow That guy just got SHACLANKED
Shaclank by CazeCaze February 4, 2021

shatpanked 

to be very drunk to the point where you cant walk or talk.
i was shatpanked last night. do you wanna go and get shatpanked
shatpanked by john griffiths May 25, 2006

Shatpank 

Shat-pank, comes from the tv program bo`selecta.
meaning great, brilliant or anything good. to be used in conversation.
that cup of tea was shatpank.
my day has been shatpank.
you look shatpank.
Shatpank by daniel May 21, 2004

Shitplank 

A term referring to a poorly made, or just an ugly, guitar or bass.
Devries are the king of shitplanks.
Shitplank by Maddox Fucking Rules October 1, 2014

shablank 

to think of a dumb thing at the wrong moment or other words a retarded thing
"That was the most shablank thing i have ever heard"
shablank by Kingsley April 10, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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