shitclunk
shitclunk by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019
Words you can keep
Shitcunt
The anus of a man or woman during the act of anal sex. First referred to on L4L's 2001 album, The TGTBT LP. More specifically on the track "Office Reunion."
George: Ali, let me ask you a hypothetical question...do you want your job to last?!!!
Ali: Yes, George.
George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!
Ali: Yes, George.
George: Then you'll shove that small little Pakistani dick up my fuckin' shitcunt!
Shitcunt by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021
Related Words
shitclunk • shitplunk • shit clinker • Shitluck • shitclick • shitclump • Shitcuck • shitcuntitis • sgtclunk • shitclicker
Shitcrank
Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.
Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"
Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"
Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."
Shitcrank by southland82 July 22, 2009
Shitluck
Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.
Guy2: Shitluck.
Shitluck by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009
shitjunk
shitjunk by Rose of Malice December 20, 2008
shitclick
shitclick by jattacksonn March 13, 2018
Shitcunt
The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.
Shitcunt by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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