Whitometer
n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.
Whitometer by DT_21 August 5, 2003
wizometer
wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011
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Whorometer
A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.
#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's
#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now
Whorometer by Jose Sluttastic Hoe Mama April 6, 2010
Shitometer
The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Shitometer readings -
10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!
5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.
3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010
Shitometer
Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022
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