Whitometer

n. A device used to measure the whiteness of an individual, used solely when a person is trying to act like a "gangsta" or black person.

You cracka- you're a 10/10 on the whitometer, fuckin redneck.

Whitometer by DT_21 August 5, 2003

wizometer 

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011

Whorometer 

A scale at which you rate girls on how much of a whore they are. It is a mix between an Odometer found in a car and a Whore, much like a Gaydar. This scale normally ranges from 1 to Megan Fox.

#1-Dude I was watching this video and I thought this girl was Leighton Meester, and she was totally breaking my whorometer, but then i realized it was Madonna from the 80's

#2- Eww Madonna is like saggy beef jerky now

Whorometer by Jose Sluttastic Hoe Mama April 6, 2010

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020