sketometer

This is how skets are measured in order of how dangerous they are to 'man' kind and how they should be handled.

Youll know by her reputaion...

They go like a traffic light.


Green: Date that girls shes as inocent as my white sicks.

Amber: 1 nite stand only shes been around a bit, no threat.

Red: AVOID if u value ur sexual health, shes got STDs man.

by Dizzy Blapse January 1, 2004

sexometer

sex-o-meter is a system used by guys to determine whether not a female is worthy of mating with. This word comes from the same roots as the word bangable, but is not to that extent it can be used purely as the name suggests to communicate how sexy a women is to your fellow peers.

Damb, she just scored a 9.5 on my sexometer.

by Thedarknesshascome June 3, 2009

scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

slutometer

A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.

The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.

by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025