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scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.
Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.
scotometer by Sampson January 24, 2003

scrotometry 

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.
He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.
scrotometry by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006
A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.
Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer
sodometer by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

Scrotometer 

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.
My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.
Sonometer by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.
Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!
Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010