scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

scrotometry

British in origin. The practice of acting like a scrotum and general tom foolery.

He /she was indulging in scrotometry.
He/ she frequents a scrotometrist.

by Graham the hobbit September 15, 2006

sodometer

A measure of how gay something is on a 1-10 scale.

Anal sex with a rabid rainbow colored chimpanzee ranks a perfect 10/10 on the sodometer

by the sodomaster January 9, 2005

Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.

The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood

by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009

Sonometer

Alternative pronunciation for the word centimeter. Especially if your an arrogant piece of shit.

My penis is exactly 3 sonometers.

by bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhg January 22, 2019

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010